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Em Chinês:
《施氏食狮史》
石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时，适十狮适市。是时，适施氏适市。氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸，适石室。石室湿，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始试食是十狮。食时，始识是十狮，实十石狮尸。试释是事。

PINYIN:
shīshìshíshīshǐ
shíshìshīshìshīshì，shìshī，shìshíshíshī。shīshìshíshíshìshìshìshī。shìshí，shìshíshīshìshì。shìshí，shìshīshìshìshì。shìshìshìshíshī，shìshǐshì，shǐshìshíshīshìshì。shìshíshìshíshīshī，shìshíshì。shíshìshī，shìshǐshìshìshíshì。shíshìshì，shìshǐshìshíshìshíshī。shíshí，shǐshíshìshíshī，shíshíshíshīshī。shìshìshìshì。

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TRADUÇÃO EM INGLÊS:
"The story of Mr. Shi eating lions"
Once upon a time, there was a poet named Mr. Shi who was really fond of lions and lived in a stone room. He vowed to eat ten lions. Mr. Shi visited the market from time to time. One day, at ten o'clock, ten lions happened to arrive at the market. And at that moment, Mr. Shi happened to arrive at the market too. Mr. Shi saw there were ten lions, and he killed them with arrows. Mr. Shi picked up the corpses, and took them back to the stone room. But the stone room was wet, so Mr. Shi ordered the servant to scrub and clean the room. When the room was cleaned, Mr. Shi began to eat the ten dead lions. But when he was eating, he found out that the corpses of the ten dead lions he had brought back were actually lion corpses made of stone. Can you explain this?